Jimmy The Saint's World Of Rant

Thursday, March 31, 2005:

IF THERE'S HELL BELOW, WE'RE ALL GONNA GO

It amuses me that many people think of Hell as a place where horned imps pour boiling lava on you and stick hot pokers up your arse. If only it were that easy.

In my experience, Hell has nothing to do with nerve endings or what we feel outside ourselves. Real torment is what we feel inside, something buried very deep that won't go away and eats at you every second. Hell is the pain you can't ever get rid of, in the one place you will never reach. Either that, or being stuck in a lift for eternity with Paris Hilton, Razorlight and that bloke from the Halifax ads.

In the interests of balance, the same principle applies to Heaven, only with nicer feelings (like, duh).
James // 4:13 AM

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